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  2. paramaline:

    “His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”

    owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth

    uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions 

    this is why Bilbo is my hero

    (via ronweasleysmfah)

    22 hours ago  /  44,382 notes  /  Source: paramaline

  3. yaminekotsuki:

five-years-gone:

ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

five-years-gone:

ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

five-years-gone:

ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

five-years-gone:

ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

five-years-gone:

ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

five-years-gone:

sapient-wartortle:

ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

I’m out to KILL cis boys today

Almost cut myself on your edgy

Okay I wasn’t going to be mean but fuck that I’m gonna be mean, how the fuck do you expect to kill anyone when you can’t look straight.

wow, i actually feel good about a selfie for like
once in my life
literally once in my life
and this is what i get
fucking ableist comments about my lazy eye
something ive been bullied for my whole fucking life
thats great
fuck all of you

Are you completely forgetting you wrote “I’m out to KILL cis boys today” and now you are expecting sympathy you little shit?

?????? it was a joke it was a lame joke cuz i felt fierce or something idk and for me that was important as i have terrible self esteem?? and i like meant it as in “im gonna KILL cis boys with how GOOD i feel about how i look”
does that mean you get to make fun of my appearence?? of me PERSONALLY??? a person who has literally BEEN BULLIED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR MY LAZY EYE?????
thats fucking disgusting

Excuse me, so your joke was fine, but mine wasn’t? You completely and utterly spouted hate over an entire gender of people. They can’t help being cisgender, and yet you hate them, nay, you make a joke about killing them.
And yet you have issues with me responding to your hateful garbage with a joke on your appearance? Imagine the uproar if people said “I’m out to kill transgenders”, think before you fucking write anything. I was not in the mood for this stupid shit today and I didn’t audit myself, sue me.

no, it wasnt okay. resorting to make fun of someones appearance is not ok, especially when its about a generic statement (which you all misinterpreted by the way)
you resorted to making fun of me as a singular person, vs me poking softly at a large group of oppressors
you, a cishet white boy with your head up your ass, are making fun of me, a genderqueer bisexual girl, you are oppressing. you are an opressor. and on top of that? youre a bully.
nothing i said can compare to how low you sank

Firstly, you are saying me making fun of you as an individual is worse than you joking about killing an entire gender of people.
How the FUCK do you misinterpreter “’I’m out to KILL cis boys today” YOU STUPID FUCK
What does my fucking race and gender have to do with the fact what you said was fucking wrong you stupid little prick, I could give FUCK what race or gender you are, what you said was wrong and I have had enough shit right now and resorted to calling you out on it in a mean way. IF ANYONE WAS TO SAY WHAT YOU SAID BUT TOWARDS TRANSGENDER, OR TOWARDS BLACKS, THEY WOULD HAVE A SHITSTORM TO DEAL WITH.
Yes was I said was fucking mean, but right now I could care less, I’m going through shit and I didn’t care to audit my opinion on the trash you wrote. You are the cancer of this fucking website, oppressor? HOW THE FUCK HAVE I AS AN INDIVIDUAL OPPRESSED ANYONE? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME, YOU ARE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS AND GENERALIZING, AND YOU KNOW WHERE THAT LEADS TOO DON’T YOU?
First you bring gender into it, now you bring race into it. You are fucking pathetic

you are oppressing me????????? thats what you are doing?????
you are full of priviledge and therefore have no right to talk about what is or is not oppression????? get out youre so stupid youre filth

HOW EXACTLY AM I FULL OF PRIVILEDGE DEAR? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM. YOU ARE BASING EVERYTHING ON MY FUCKING GENDER AND RACE. FOR ALL YOU FUCKING KNOW I COULD HAVE BEEN RAPED MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND THEN YOU COME HERE AND SPOUT SHIT LIKE I’M PRIVILEGED (I WASN’T BY THE WAY, I AM MAKING A FUCKING POINT)
I AM NOT OPPRESSING YOU AT ALL, I HAVE NO ISSUES WITH ANYONE OF ANY FUCKING GENDER OR RACE, ITS NOT OPPRESSING WHEN I CALL YOU OUT FOR SAYING SOMETHING SO STUPIDLY HATEFUL AND IGNORANT.
BEING GENDERQUEER BISEXUAL DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE AN UTTER CUNT AND THEN WHINE WHENEVER SOMEONE WHITE CALLS YOU OUT ON IT.

you are white, cis, straight and male. you are the poster boy of privilege. its got nothing to do with whats happened during your life. you are white. whites have power over people of colour. you are straight. straights have power over lgbt people. you are cis. cis people have power over trans people. you are male. males have power over females. 
thats it.

YOUR AN IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT, TELL ME, IF MALES HAVE POWER OVER FEMALES WHY THE FUCK DOES MY BROTHERS ABUSIVE EX STILL HAVE VISITING RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN EVEN THOUGH SHE’S ABUSED THEM FOR YEARS?
BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING WOMAN, THAT’S WHY.
WHY THE FUCK DID THE POLICE SHOW UP AND TAKE MY BROTHER WHEN SHE HAD BEATEN HIM AND HE DEFENDED HIMSELF?
BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING WOMAN.
WHY WAS I TERRIFIED MY EX WOULD LIE AND SAY I RAPED HER (SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD)
BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING WOMAN.

THERE ARE INJUSTICES EVERYWHERE, NOT JUST FOR YOU SPECIAL FUCKING SNOWFLAKES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT ELSE HAPPENS TO ME IN MY LIFE? SO IF A WHITE CIS MALE IS PHYSICALLY AND SEXUALLY ABUSED HIS WHOLE LIFE THEN HE STILL HAS PRIVILEGE?
ARE YOU RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEAD?

So here’s some perspective.
The two people you’re attacking here are nineteen and…I believe winnerchallenged is younger but idr. You are twenty six. You are an adult attacking teens.
The original tags for the selfie were ” no I’m not, my face, this pic is actually nice.” If you had at any time during the dialogue actually looked at the tags perhaps you would have realized that the op was along the lines of “if looks could kill” “ladykiller” “oh honey you will murder them in that dress” and every other time that death and murder has been used as an analogy for being attractive.
Instead, when being called on being a jerk (and you were being a jerk) you misinterpreted the OP and repeatedly stated that making a personal attack (what you were doing) was the same as making a generalized “if looks could kill” joke (what she did).
And then you broke out the sexism when it was mentioned that you have privledge.
Here’s a fact, privilege has nothing to do with how individuals treat you. You can be abused for your whole life and still have privilege. It’s not about if someone has mistreated you or harmed you in any way, it’s about the system that our society is built on which has nothing to do with personal experience.
You are displaying sexism when you cite one specific woman and say that because of this one case that means that sexism doesn’t exist.
You’re displaying homophobia, transphobia, racism and honestly pretty much everything with that “special fucking snowflakes” line.
There are injustices everywhere. Many of them have to do with people thinking that their specific pain makes the pain of a collective group more valid.
And y’know what? It was actually a really nice photo.

    yaminekotsuki:

    five-years-gone:

    ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

    five-years-gone:

    ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

    five-years-gone:

    ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

    five-years-gone:

    ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

    five-years-gone:

    ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

    five-years-gone:

    sapient-wartortle:

    ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

    I’m out to KILL cis boys today

    Almost cut myself on your edgy

    Okay I wasn’t going to be mean but fuck that I’m gonna be mean, how the fuck do you expect to kill anyone when you can’t look straight.

    wow, i actually feel good about a selfie for like

    once in my life

    literally once in my life

    and this is what i get

    fucking ableist comments about my lazy eye

    something ive been bullied for my whole fucking life

    thats great

    fuck all of you

    Are you completely forgetting you wrote “I’m out to KILL cis boys today” and now you are expecting sympathy you little shit?

    ?????? it was a joke it was a lame joke cuz i felt fierce or something idk and for me that was important as i have terrible self esteem?? and i like meant it as in “im gonna KILL cis boys with how GOOD i feel about how i look”

    does that mean you get to make fun of my appearence?? of me PERSONALLY??? a person who has literally BEEN BULLIED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR MY LAZY EYE?????

    thats fucking disgusting

    Excuse me, so your joke was fine, but mine wasn’t? You completely and utterly spouted hate over an entire gender of people. They can’t help being cisgender, and yet you hate them, nay, you make a joke about killing them.

    And yet you have issues with me responding to your hateful garbage with a joke on your appearance? Imagine the uproar if people said “I’m out to kill transgenders”, think before you fucking write anything. I was not in the mood for this stupid shit today and I didn’t audit myself, sue me.

    no, it wasnt okay. resorting to make fun of someones appearance is not ok, especially when its about a generic statement (which you all misinterpreted by the way)

    you resorted to making fun of me as a singular person, vs me poking softly at a large group of oppressors

    you, a cishet white boy with your head up your ass, are making fun of me, a genderqueer bisexual girl, you are oppressing. you are an opressor. and on top of that? youre a bully.

    nothing i said can compare to how low you sank

    Firstly, you are saying me making fun of you as an individual is worse than you joking about killing an entire gender of people.

    How the FUCK do you misinterpreter “’I’m out to KILL cis boys today” YOU STUPID FUCK

    What does my fucking race and gender have to do with the fact what you said was fucking wrong you stupid little prick, I could give FUCK what race or gender you are, what you said was wrong and I have had enough shit right now and resorted to calling you out on it in a mean way. IF ANYONE WAS TO SAY WHAT YOU SAID BUT TOWARDS TRANSGENDER, OR TOWARDS BLACKS, THEY WOULD HAVE A SHITSTORM TO DEAL WITH.

    Yes was I said was fucking mean, but right now I could care less, I’m going through shit and I didn’t care to audit my opinion on the trash you wrote. You are the cancer of this fucking website, oppressor? HOW THE FUCK HAVE I AS AN INDIVIDUAL OPPRESSED ANYONE? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME, YOU ARE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS AND GENERALIZING, AND YOU KNOW WHERE THAT LEADS TOO DON’T YOU?

    First you bring gender into it, now you bring race into it. You are fucking pathetic

    you are oppressing me????????? thats what you are doing?????

    you are full of priviledge and therefore have no right to talk about what is or is not oppression????? get out youre so stupid youre filth

    HOW EXACTLY AM I FULL OF PRIVILEDGE DEAR? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM. YOU ARE BASING EVERYTHING ON MY FUCKING GENDER AND RACE. FOR ALL YOU FUCKING KNOW I COULD HAVE BEEN RAPED MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND THEN YOU COME HERE AND SPOUT SHIT LIKE I’M PRIVILEGED (I WASN’T BY THE WAY, I AM MAKING A FUCKING POINT)

    I AM NOT OPPRESSING YOU AT ALL, I HAVE NO ISSUES WITH ANYONE OF ANY FUCKING GENDER OR RACE, ITS NOT OPPRESSING WHEN I CALL YOU OUT FOR SAYING SOMETHING SO STUPIDLY HATEFUL AND IGNORANT.

    BEING GENDERQUEER BISEXUAL DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE AN UTTER CUNT AND THEN WHINE WHENEVER SOMEONE WHITE CALLS YOU OUT ON IT.

    you are white, cis, straight and male. you are the poster boy of privilege. its got nothing to do with whats happened during your life. you are white. whites have power over people of colour. you are straight. straights have power over lgbt people. you are cis. cis people have power over trans people. you are male. males have power over females. 

    thats it.

    YOUR AN IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT, TELL ME, IF MALES HAVE POWER OVER FEMALES WHY THE FUCK DOES MY BROTHERS ABUSIVE EX STILL HAVE VISITING RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN EVEN THOUGH SHE’S ABUSED THEM FOR YEARS?

    BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING WOMAN, THAT’S WHY.

    WHY THE FUCK DID THE POLICE SHOW UP AND TAKE MY BROTHER WHEN SHE HAD BEATEN HIM AND HE DEFENDED HIMSELF?

    BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING WOMAN.

    WHY WAS I TERRIFIED MY EX WOULD LIE AND SAY I RAPED HER (SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD)

    BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING WOMAN.

    THERE ARE INJUSTICES EVERYWHERE, NOT JUST FOR YOU SPECIAL FUCKING SNOWFLAKES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT ELSE HAPPENS TO ME IN MY LIFE? SO IF A WHITE CIS MALE IS PHYSICALLY AND SEXUALLY ABUSED HIS WHOLE LIFE THEN HE STILL HAS PRIVILEGE?

    ARE YOU RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEAD?

    So here’s some perspective.

    The two people you’re attacking here are nineteen and…I believe winnerchallenged is younger but idr. You are twenty six. You are an adult attacking teens.

    The original tags for the selfie were ” no I’m not, my face, this pic is actually nice.” If you had at any time during the dialogue actually looked at the tags perhaps you would have realized that the op was along the lines of “if looks could kill” “ladykiller” “oh honey you will murder them in that dress” and every other time that death and murder has been used as an analogy for being attractive.

    Instead, when being called on being a jerk (and you were being a jerk) you misinterpreted the OP and repeatedly stated that making a personal attack (what you were doing) was the same as making a generalized “if looks could kill” joke (what she did).

    And then you broke out the sexism when it was mentioned that you have privledge.

    Here’s a fact, privilege has nothing to do with how individuals treat you. You can be abused for your whole life and still have privilege. It’s not about if someone has mistreated you or harmed you in any way, it’s about the system that our society is built on which has nothing to do with personal experience.

    You are displaying sexism when you cite one specific woman and say that because of this one case that means that sexism doesn’t exist.

    You’re displaying homophobia, transphobia, racism and honestly pretty much everything with that “special fucking snowflakes” line.

    There are injustices everywhere. Many of them have to do with people thinking that their specific pain makes the pain of a collective group more valid.

    And y’know what? It was actually a really nice photo.

    (via captoring)

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  4. Cute Date Ideas by Tumblr User Tweeckos

    1: dressing like hipsters and going to a hipster cafe and ordering the most hipster-like coffee and taking selfies with it and posting them on the internet

    2: creating your own fictional couple and dressing and acting like them in public without breaking character

    3: exploring parts of your town/city where youve never been and finding cool hangout spots

    4: going on a picnic but bringing pillows and stuff so that cuddles may ensue

    5: going out in public and only communicating in song lyrics

    6: play drinking games but instead of drinking you have to smooch

    7: stay home and make an intricate blanket/pillow fort and have a slumber party

    8: watch terrible movies but pretend like you're totally into it the entire time

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  5. theuppitynegras:

    hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

    (via prospitans)

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  6. ratchet-jean:

    halfablyevilmarco:

    memosfromlevi:

    hanjicuatroojos:

    a-soldier-to-humanity:

    snk-potato-girl:

    homosexual-titan:

    *15 year old boy voice* TITANS

    [16 yr old girl voice]
    POTATOES

    //15 year old boy voice// OCEANS

    *30 year old woman voice* TITANS

    *30 year old man voice* SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’M TRYING TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM

    *16 year old boy voice* … [never mind, I’m dead]

    *16 year old voice*

    "M-marco…" 

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  10. birdschoolforbirds:

thetoxiczombie:

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

    birdschoolforbirds:

    thetoxiczombie:

    avengwhores:

    Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

    … I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

    "oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

    no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

    (via failfish)

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