1. standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

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  3. stoned-levi:

    stoned-levi:

    stoned-levi:

    stoned-levi:

    what if levi doesn’t spin on purpose what if he’s just a big fucking spazz who can’t hold shit properly 

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    humanity’s swiftest trainwreck

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    The man who will lead us to victory, ladies and gentlemen.

    The adventures of a completely able man in his early 30’s.

    you guy can totally add to this if you want

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  6. danielbpc:

    roboboners:

    miserability:

    what the fuck

    if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

    Itadakimasu

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  7. soofyawn:

    god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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  9. voidprinxe:

    stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

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  10. hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

    hagakures-burger:

    bennybones-cumbercheeks:

    lordoftheinternet:

    poptech:

    And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

    are you fucking kidding me

    Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

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